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    Talk Sick
    Senior Member

  • Talk Sick
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    Originally posted by Guile View Post
    This calls for Flipside to do an Uber Skimpy's skit
    do you want FRIES WITH TAHT

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  • Guile
    Junior Member

  • Guile
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    This calls for Flipside to do an Uber Skimpy's skit

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  • falloutgyal
    Junior Member

  • falloutgyal
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    My rating is like 4.7/5.

    Why it's not a solid 5 is beyond me.

    oh right I got annoyed with some of the drivers and may of come across as bitchy seeing as I'm a driver and a back seat know it all.

    Also sometimes I cant be bothered to have small talk with them. LoL.

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  • Lucid
    Junior Member

  • Lucid
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    Photoshop obviously
  • achilles
    Junior Member

  • achilles
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    Once my ex roomate almost got us kicked out of an uber when she wouldn't stop screaming our driver was racist because she thought he was going in the wrong direction.

    Also had my uber pulled over for going 40km over the limit on Lansdowne... I still take credit for getting him out of that ticket.

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  • achilles
    Junior Member

  • achilles
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    Originally posted by Talk Sick View Post

    how the fuck do you have a perfect rating?
    Service with a smile

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  • Talk Sick
    Senior Member

  • Talk Sick
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    Originally posted by bace View Post

    how the fuck do you have a perfect rating?

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  • Talk Sick
    Senior Member

  • Talk Sick
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    Originally posted by ninery View Post

    Im willing to bet my 4.93 driver rating is better than Pauls though


    eyyyy

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  • bace
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    Originally posted by ninery View Post

    Im willing to bet my 4.93 driver rating is better than Pauls though


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  • ninery
    Junior Member

  • ninery
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    Originally posted by JC007 View Post
    Sometimes you have to pull an "open' shift to get prime time hours on other days. I left my car in the parking lot of Paradise a few too many times because I was too drunk to drive home
    Yeah, and I get it you gotta climb the ranks but this chick looked like Shabba Ranks, on crack, for four days rocking the finest Ardene costume jewelry

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  • ninery
    Junior Member

  • ninery
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    Originally posted by oldtyme View Post

    should have pulled it out and told her you'll give her 4.93 brah
    LOL HERE TAKE IT, JUST TAKE IT

    she probably rated me poorly because I didnt have an AUX cable - meh, If I remember correctly I gave her busted ass a 2 star rating too because I had to throw an empty plastic bottle of vodka at her as she got out of the car

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  • Smurfy
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    Originally posted by ninery View Post

    her Sean Paul was louder than my Gowan. Shoulda hit the eject button the second I heard her emphasize the word "AUX" I knew I was doomed
    she prounounced its "OGGZ"

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  • JC007
    Junior Member

  • JC007
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    Originally posted by ninery View Post
    Oh another one, I was driving this time..


    its probably 5:20pm and Ive got to pick up "Harmony" or "Destiny" or whatever generic stripper name she had I dont remember but I was driving her to Paradise....at 5:20pm so you know this girl isnt prime time material
    Sometimes you have to pull an "open' shift to get prime time hours on other days. I left my car in the parking lot of Paradise a few too many times because I was too drunk to drive home

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  • oldtyme
    Junior Member

  • oldtyme
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    Originally posted by ninery View Post
    Oh another one, I was driving this time..


    its probably 5:20pm and Ive got to pick up "Harmony" or "Destiny" or whatever generic stripper name she had I dont remember but I was driving her to Paradise....at 5:20pm so you know this girl isnt prime time material


    She hops in the back shotgun passenger side and asks me with the most obnoxious voice "DO YOU HAVE AN AUX CABLE ?"

    Now, the nerd in me wanted to tell her it was actually called an "auxiliary cable" but I didnt...


    Her: Oh.. thats ok (then proceeds to play the absolute worst not even real reggae off her phone speaker in the back seat off her busted ass Samsung Galaxy on full blast)

    Me: Cut eye in the rear-view mirror

    Her: Can we stop at an LCBO I need something to drink before I go to work

    Me: Sure no problem - we hit up the LCBO at Dundas & Ossington

    Her: Gets back in the car and slams a mickey of vodka like a college frat boy just as we pulled up to the location five minutes early for work

    should have pulled it out and told her you'll give her 4.93 brah

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  • ninery
    Junior Member

  • ninery
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    Originally posted by Symbiant View Post
    This is where you wish you had an auto door open and bank a hard left
    her Sean Paul was louder than my Gowan. Shoulda hit the eject button the second I heard her emphasize the word "AUX" I knew I was doomed

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