Uber Stories

[Talk Sick]

This calls for Flipside to do an Uber Skimpy's skit

do you want FRIES WITH TAHT

[Guile]

This calls for Flipside to do an Uber Skimpy's skit

[falloutgyal]

My rating is like 4.7/5.

Why it's not a solid 5 is beyond me.

oh right I got annoyed with some of the drivers and may of come across as bitchy seeing as I'm a driver and a back seat know it all.

Also sometimes I cant be bothered to have small talk with them. LoL.

[Lucid]

Photoshop obviously

[achilles]

Once my ex roomate almost got us kicked out of an uber when she wouldn't stop screaming our driver was racist because she thought he was going in the wrong direction.

Also had my uber pulled over for going 40km over the limit on Lansdowne... I still take credit for getting him out of that ticket.

[achilles]

how the fuck do you have a perfect rating?

Service with a smile

[Talk Sick]

how the fuck do you have a perfect rating?

[Talk Sick]

Im willing to bet my 4.93 driver rating is better than Pauls though

eyyyy

[bace]

Im willing to bet my 4.93 driver rating is better than Pauls though

[ninery]

Sometimes you have to pull an "open' shift to get prime time hours on other days. I left my car in the parking lot of Paradise a few too many times because I was too drunk to drive home

Yeah, and I get it you gotta climb the ranks but this chick looked like Shabba Ranks, on crack, for four days rocking the finest Ardene costume jewelry

[ninery]

should have pulled it out and told her you'll give her 4.93 brah

LOL HERE TAKE IT, JUST TAKE IT

she probably rated me poorly because I didnt have an AUX cable - meh, If I remember correctly I gave her busted ass a 2 star rating too because I had to throw an empty plastic bottle of vodka at her as she got out of the car

[Smurfy]

her Sean Paul was louder than my Gowan. Shoulda hit the eject button the second I heard her emphasize the word "AUX" I knew I was doomed

she prounounced its "OGGZ"

[JC007]

Oh another one, I was driving this time..


its probably 5:20pm and Ive got to pick up "Harmony" or "Destiny" or whatever generic stripper name she had I dont remember but I was driving her to Paradise....at 5:20pm so you know this girl isnt prime time material

Sometimes you have to pull an "open' shift to get prime time hours on other days. I left my car in the parking lot of Paradise a few too many times because I was too drunk to drive home

[oldtyme]

Oh another one, I was driving this time..


its probably 5:20pm and Ive got to pick up "Harmony" or "Destiny" or whatever generic stripper name she had I dont remember but I was driving her to Paradise....at 5:20pm so you know this girl isnt prime time material


She hops in the back shotgun passenger side and asks me with the most obnoxious voice "DO YOU HAVE AN AUX CABLE ?"

Now, the nerd in me wanted to tell her it was actually called an "auxiliary cable" but I didnt...


Her: Oh.. thats ok (then proceeds to play the absolute worst not even real reggae off her phone speaker in the back seat off her busted ass Samsung Galaxy on full blast)

Me: Cut eye in the rear-view mirror

Her: Can we stop at an LCBO I need something to drink before I go to work

Me: Sure no problem - we hit up the LCBO at Dundas & Ossington

Her: Gets back in the car and slams a mickey of vodka like a college frat boy just as we pulled up to the location five minutes early for work

should have pulled it out and told her you'll give her 4.93 brah

[ninery]

This is where you wish you had an auto door open and bank a hard left

her Sean Paul was louder than my Gowan. Shoulda hit the eject button the second I heard her emphasize the word "AUX" I knew I was doomed